What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Which relative loves rice?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?