What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do all the planets get along?