When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why are bakers so good at math?