What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?