Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What sound does a witch's car make?