Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?