If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What tree has the most bark?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?