Bears love exotic cars.

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?