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Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do insects learn at school?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

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Which celebrity always frowns?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Which band is always treated like royalty?