Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What school subject really rocks?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Guitarists are so stressed out.