What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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