Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?