What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are baseball games at night?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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