What's the most athletic footwear?
Tennis shoes.
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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