Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do nosey peppers do?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why is summer always sad?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did summer catch autumn?