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What game does chlorine never lose?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?