What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why is the number 4 so smart?