What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?