Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How does a cow do math?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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