What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?