What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did one plate say to the other?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?