What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?