Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
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What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
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