Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you make antifreeze?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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