Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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