My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?