What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?