Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
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