Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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