Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the echo get detention?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do bears keep cool?
What animal has the most fun?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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