Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
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