Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What says: oom oom oom?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Can February March?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
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