Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What sport can waiters play really well?

How do amoebas make calls?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?