Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What sweet treat never panics?
What style of music weighs the most?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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