How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?