Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Families are like fudge.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
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