Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What food is a man's best friend?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?