What do cats wear to work?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?