Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are books always so angry?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?