Families are like fudge.

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?