Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
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