Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is the smallest lion?
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