What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

I'm not a bad putter.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do you talk to a giant?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which president loved to take baths?