What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How long will dinner be?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Shoutout to my grandma!