You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What goes up when the rain comes down?