What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What fairy loves to count?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?