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What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why do bees gossip?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's the opposite of irony?