Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?