Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
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