What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?