When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?