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Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
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Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
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What's a henway?
What tree has the most bark?
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What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call the dog magician?
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