What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?