What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?