What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What animals love to close envelopes?
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