What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
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