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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?