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How do you organize a space party?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

How does a lion greet other animals?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?