What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Where do polar bears vote?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?